Random Pokemon, Gooo

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1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
Druddigon ( ...enough raw meat for the year...?)


2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
Glaceon (BUT I LOVE YOU </3)

3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Lioone  (Yay, fluffy pillow :D)


4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
Typhoshion (my lap will never be cold again yes >:D)

5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
Noctowl (hey...What's that outside my win-OHMYFREAKIN)

6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
Jirachi (<3)

7. This Pokémon will kill you slowly and painfully:
Gothita (It looks so innocent qwq)

8. This Pokémon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
Groudon??? (ovo;;)

9. This Pokémon would risk it's life to save you from any danger:
Metapod (Why do I feel unsafe)

10. This Pokémon secretly touches you in your sleep:
Lampent (b-but I love the Litwik line ;w;)

PART 2


1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Poocheyena (Loyal puppy buds forever)


2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Meowth (what kind of Meowth needs a company just use PayDay idiot cat >w>)

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Miccinio (FLUZ <3)

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Umbreon (The eeveelutions don't like me very much :C)

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Meditite (OWO)

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Ursaring (CARRY ME 8D)


7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Snorlax (welliseewhy)

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Terrakion (umwellokay)

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Kirlia (awhugs<3)

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Drapion (SOB)


11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Drowsee ([i]I think I'm going to cry[/i])


12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Swampert (Not bad mom)


13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Whirlipede (owO)


14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Porygon (I deleted your file by accident ;w;)


15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Rotom (SWEET)


16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Sandslash (don't cut up my precious books D:)


17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Suicune (LAKSDJFLAK *3*)


18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Smeargle (Get that paint out of there you--choke)


19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Latias (so pretty C:)


20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Basculin (there was no water owo)


...well, that was, erm, interesting?
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PART ONE

Bastiodon (I thought you guys were plant-eaters)

Slowpoke (Sorry that I made fun of your name)

Combusken (Okay)

Musharna (okay, SIT will be kind of an understatement)

Aipom (A MONKEY)

Noivern (YES!!)

Electivire (Does lightning kill SLOWLY?)

Gliscor (Welp, this is weird)

Amoonguss (He's got four words for you.....DON'T EAT THE MUSHROOM)

Qwilfish (Ummm, he has no hands unless if he is touching me with his quills)

PART TWO

Dugtrio (K)

Walrein (I'm just questioning what kind of company i would work for when a walrus is the CEO)

Heatmor (Instant Thermodynamics)

Pansage (Oooh, I'm so afraid)

Starmie (Genderless)

Onix (Huh)

Landorus (WOW, the gender ratios suck)

Furfrou (Creeper Poodle)

Shelmet (Ummmmm, how?)

Mothim (first the electric eel/lamprey, now a moth)

Pupitar (What is it with hard Pokemon in bed with me?)

Castform (I'n not gonna dignify that with a response)

Aromatisse (I TRY to be PG)

Gardevoir (Sorry, don't know what happened)

Politoed (My BFFF, Best Frog Friend Forever)

Misdreavus (Well, I might have nightmares)

Porygon2 (Digimon)

Turtwig (Turtles don't even have teeth)

Bidoof (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Jellicent (SWEET)